Let's be honest, we've all heard (or maybe even used) a cringy pick-up line. They're awful, predictable, and yet, there's something undeniably hilarious about them. This isn't a guide on *how* to get a date (please, don't use these seriously!). This is a celebration of the wonderfully terrible art of the cringy pick-up line.
Why are they so bad? Often, it's the forced humor, the blatant attempt at flattery, or the sheer cheesiness that makes us cringe. Think lines that involve puns about your name, professions, or even food! The more absurd, the better (or worse, depending on your perspective).
Examples? Brace yourself: "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" or "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" See? Painful, yet oddly amusing.
So, enjoy this guide to cringy pick-up lines, but remember, use them for entertainment purposes only. Unless, of course, your goal is to make someone laugh so hard they forget they're being hit on. In that case, proceed with caution (and a good dose of self-awareness!).